[ Well, it's fair that Steve turns a little bit red as Tony nudges him, and even moreso that Thor is happy for them.
It's also fair that Tony always gets the most out of everyone from picking on all the military boys, particularly since they all keep similar regimens. And in that regard, Steve should have a lot of sexual ones he can pull out, but now that he's marrying Tony, a lot of those are just not going to work anymore.
It's not that he minds. Once they get into the swing of the game, he's noticed that he's done a whole lot of living since waking up out of the ice, and a lot of that was done with the Avengers, and especially with Tony.
It makes him feel a little more like somehow, despite all the winding roads that led him here, that he'd made the right decision at every crossroad and at every turn.
"Cap," someone calls, because Steve's busy making eyes at Tony halfway into his reflections and he's missed whatever the prompt is at hand. "Eaten a whole bird in one sitting, I know you have."
He takes another sip and the game moves on. Unsurprisingly, the Asgardians have done a lot, but at least one of them seems delighted that the baby Midgardians have stuffed so much into such a short amount of time. Steve also gets dinged on 'touched a missile with his hands,' 'jumped out of a window,' and 'lost a bet.' But he doesn't get to touch his glass for 'drunk texted an ex,' 'had a threesome,' or 'lied about my age.' In fact, that last one gets surprisingly few people.
Eventually, it comes back to him. ]
Never have I ever spent more than $50 on a shirt. 'm not counting the ones Tony buys for me, I've never even seen the price tag.
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It's also fair that Tony always gets the most out of everyone from picking on all the military boys, particularly since they all keep similar regimens. And in that regard, Steve should have a lot of sexual ones he can pull out, but now that he's marrying Tony, a lot of those are just not going to work anymore.
It's not that he minds. Once they get into the swing of the game, he's noticed that he's done a whole lot of living since waking up out of the ice, and a lot of that was done with the Avengers, and especially with Tony.
It makes him feel a little more like somehow, despite all the winding roads that led him here, that he'd made the right decision at every crossroad and at every turn.
"Cap," someone calls, because Steve's busy making eyes at Tony halfway into his reflections and he's missed whatever the prompt is at hand. "Eaten a whole bird in one sitting, I know you have."
He takes another sip and the game moves on. Unsurprisingly, the Asgardians have done a lot, but at least one of them seems delighted that the baby Midgardians have stuffed so much into such a short amount of time. Steve also gets dinged on 'touched a missile with his hands,' 'jumped out of a window,' and 'lost a bet.' But he doesn't get to touch his glass for 'drunk texted an ex,' 'had a threesome,' or 'lied about my age.' In fact, that last one gets surprisingly few people.
Eventually, it comes back to him. ]
Never have I ever spent more than $50 on a shirt. 'm not counting the ones Tony buys for me, I've never even seen the price tag.